Funny dog tags with personality
A funny dog tag makes people smile and still does its job: helping your dog get home. Your dog's name goes on the front, and a short, witty line like "I'm lost. Call my human" goes on the back with your phone number.
Every tag is a 1-inch round, solid one-piece metal tag with a white coating, printed edge to edge on both sides with a glossy, fade-resistant finish. A metal clip is included, so it attaches straight to your dog's collar. Short sayings work best on a 1-inch tag, so we keep every line readable.
Want tips on what to print? Read our guide on what to put on a dog tag.
Funny Dog Tags FAQ
What are good funny dog tag sayings?
Short lines work best, like "I'm lost. Call my human", "If found, I'm a good boy" or "Snack negotiator".
Is there still room for my phone number?
Yes. The saying and your phone number share the back of the tag, so keep the line short.
Can I choose my own saying?
Design options vary per tag. Check the personalization fields on each product page.
Are funny tags as durable as other tags?
Yes. They're printed on the same solid one-piece metal tag with a glossy, fade-resistant finish.